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Tuesday, 6 April 2004
Fasten Your Seatbelts!
Welcome passengers... It has been yet another lovely day at school. I just thought I'd stop by to say that that there clock deal was forwarded to me by a dear friend. The creator of its code was unknown, but I thought it was mighty coolio. I merely changed the color for better viewing purposes.
Posted by schizofreakca
at 5:09 PM MDT
Saturday, 3 April 2004
A Tara Poem
Tara, Tara, she's our girl,
Her favorite food is roasted squirrel!
Though she might like anime,
I still say she's a-okay.
Thank-you, thank-you very much!
Posted by schizofreakca
at 1:34 PM MST
Updated: Tuesday, 6 April 2004 5:05 PM MDT
Hours of Entertainment
Many a moon has passed since I last contacted my massive collection of fans. Though I have many things I could be doing now, such as cleaning my room, or cleaning the kitchen, or cleaning the living room, I will write here instead. Don't you feel special now?
First, I must explain that link to the right that has to do with a school band. You have my apologies. She made me do it, and I swear it was through no choice of my own. You should have seen the blackmail! Now she is telling me about her anime fandom. I shan't comment on that, lest we be here all day. However, I love her, despite her oddities.
Secondly, I shall recount to you the utmost excitement of my last seven days at home. Here goes. I attempted to read, at first. However, I find it mighty difficult to read something I have read only about a thousand times before, give or take. So, I came, more and more, to rely on my ever-present friend, the internet. I also cleaned, despite the destructive whirlwind that followed me (my brother). That didn't take long, did it? *sighs in utter self-pity*
But I did, to my delight, get to speak (well, not technically) to a friend of mine who I have not heard from in a while. (Yay, you're famous, Faveo!) It is because of him that I remembered the existence of this contraption. Therefore, I am making use of it, in my infinite boredom.
Well, anywho, there is the revelation of my dearest father's newfound obsession with turkey hunting. He bought about five hundred turkey calls and does not fail to practice them, inside, several times daily. I must shoot him. They are highly irritating, to say the very least.
I have also been pondering an idea for yet another of my written works. Of course, I shan't confide the idea to your prying eyes, lest you copy me and take all the credit for yourself. I know that's what you were thinking, so there's really no use in denying it. And if you did steal it, do you know what I would have to do to you? I would have to go to the door of your secluded but elegant cabin in the woods and declare, "you stole my story." Then I would haunt you until you could prove to me that the story was indeed yours (which you wouldn't be abe to, since it's mine). Only later would you discover something that I won't tell you, for fear of revealing the ending. I win.
Well, I must away because the battery on my computer is failing and the power is currently not functioning. Farewell, until our next meeting.
Posted by schizofreakca
at 12:49 PM MST
Updated: Saturday, 3 April 2004 10:42 PM MST
Sunday, 26 October 2003
Mayonnaise!
I really don't like maynnaise all that much. It kinda grosses me out. Like, EEEW! *jumps in a cheerleaderish fashion* It's all white and eeewey. Like white jell-o. That's retarded, huh? There shouldn't be any white jell-o.
Posted by schizofreakca
at 9:52 AM MDT
Updated: Saturday, 3 April 2004 1:39 PM MST
Saturday, 11 October 2003
Oooh, how very lovely!
Lookit! I'm a friggin' genius! I should let Madison use my amazing blog making machine. I wonder if the word "blog" is in the dictionary. It's just so fun to say. Blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog. Whee!! Bliggity blog!
Now, I will type something that you will undoubtedly want to hear me speak of to you. Rustey, he is a "cheertator". Becha didn't know that. A CHEERTATOR. He just told me over the msn mabobbie. Mabobbie is a grand word, right up there with discombobulate. I think I am going to PASS OUT. I am sooo tired. So I will call Madison. She doesn't mind if I call her in the middle of the night.
Posted by schizofreakca
at 11:15 PM MDT
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